I don’t bother you with too many local stories unless they have some national or international importance.
I can make no such claim in this case, unless it’s to prove to you how hopeless and pathetic Massachusetts Democrats are.
The back ground: Lieutenant Governor Tim Murray was involved in a single-car high speed accident in the wee hours of an early November morning. He veered off the road, totaled his car against a stone wall, and somehow walked out without a scratch—despite not wearing his seat belt.
Okay-y-y…
Let Howie Carr take it from here:
Lt. Gov. Tim Murray has now floated a third, or maybe it’s his fourth, excuse for his mystery-shrouded traffic accident last November.
Now he says (through certain unnamed associates) that he was terribly depressed by the news that his dodgy man in the Merrimack Valley, Mike McLaughlin, had been making $360,000 a year at the Chelsea Housing Authority, rather than the $160,000 he was claiming.
This latest tale told by an idiot follows Crash’s earlier alibi that he was awakened when his 5-year-old daughter crawled into bed with him and he couldn’t get back to sleep.
Which followed his initial excuse that he was a) doing a damage survey from the October snowstorm in the predawn hours while b) looking for a cup of coffee and a Herald. (This is why it’s unclear whether he’s now working on his third or fourth excuse; does that first day’s damage control count as one or two stories?)
He’s also offered differing accounts as to whether he was conscious or unconscious at the time of the crash. Not to mention he first said he was going “around” the 65 mph speed limit but now acknowledges that he was in fact travelling at 108 mph.
And he’s still offered no explanation for why he looked so much better after his accident than John Kerry after his “hockey game.”

Wow! He looks almost as bad as when Bush kicked his a**! Are we sure those bruises aren’t from botox injections?
But back to Crash Murray. First, you ask, what is Lieutenant Governor? I’m not sure, but I think he keeps the salted almond bowl full and changes the toilet paper when the roll gets low. Really, I think that’s it.
Second, is Howie serious about all those excuses? Yep. Murray really did say he wanted to go out and get a cup of coffee and the paper (20 miles from home), before saying he wanted to inspect storm damage (in the dark of a moonless night), that he couldn’t sleep, that he was asleep, but was awoken by his daughter, that he was going the speed limit, that he may—or may not—have fallen asleep behind the wheel.
Only now do we hear that he was sleepless over the exposure of an associate as a corrupt hack. (Which would make him different how?)
In the words of Bill Clinton, this guy should be getting us coffee. Oh wait—he already is!